Worst. Sound. Ever.

So this past week I went to Orlando for my meeting and met my roommate (yup, we have roommates and they are also RANDOMLY chosen for us), and as we were both getting ready for bed she said “now I should let you know, I do snore”. The chills that went up my spine were as if she just told me she sleep walks, and there was a chance she may end up in my bed trying to spoon me (I also do not sleep in the bed with people…again, a whole different topic). I couldn’t even give a polite reply like “oh, it’s ok”, I just sat there silent, thinking to myself “How in the world do this many people snore??” My ex snored so loud I could hear him sleeping one flight of stairs above me. My ex in college slept during every movie we ever saw and snored horribly. The list goes on and on. Anyway, luckily she wore her breathe right strips, and I was so exhausted by the end of the day, I never heard a sound, and she was as sweet as she could be. (Side note: I did have a roommate once at a work meeting that stayed in the room while we all went out and finished every bottle in the mini bar. When I got in after being out in South Beach, the lights were out so I hopped in bed. After about 5 minutes she thought I was asleep, and got up and pulled the sheets/blanket up on MY bed up to my chin and literally tucked me in. I pretended I was asleep as I had no idea what to do…I felt like we were in a scene of Single White Female, and one false move and my life was over. So I let her pull the sheets up while I pretended to be asleep and she got back in her bed and went to sleep. At least she didn’t snore, I guess. To this day, my team refers to her as “The Tucker In’er” as none of us remember her name, me included.) The stories I could tell of roommates at work trips…nuts.